Psuedonymous Blog Welcomes You!

Things you will find here:

• Free porn! Well, all right, by that I mean free erotic stories. (I can't get around the word "erotica" for some reason. I want to embrace it, I really do, but something about it feels sort of snobby. "Oh, no, I don't read pornography, I read erotica, it's entirely different." Is it? Really?)
• Free writings of non-titillatory nature. (Shut up, Blogger, "titillatory" is too a word.)
• Cursing. So much cursing. The fact that we're a hundred words in and I haven't said "fuck" or some derivation of "fuck" yet is astounding.
• Links and recs to Things Worth Reading. Porn. Fanfiction. Highfalutin' political commentary. Words that inspire, words that enrage. You know: things worth reading.
• The occasional toddler antics story.
• Ranting. And cursing.

Things you will not find here:

• Religion.
• Apologies and disclaimers for above-implied irreverence: embrace your power to click away.
• The skinny jeans you bought but never wore when you were a freshman in high school and did all the workouts in Seventeen Magazine so you could wear them without holding your breath.

Kris Diggins is sort of my name, and sort of not my name. You know how it is. You think to yourself, Do I want my boss to discover that d/s story about pegging in public? Hm. But do be clear: Kris Diggins isn't an anagram. I'm nowhere near that clever.